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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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