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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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