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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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