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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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