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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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