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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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