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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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