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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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