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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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