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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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