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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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