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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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