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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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