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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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