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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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