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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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