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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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