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Pet death
My
aunt
Betty
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Buddy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a cheetah 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
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