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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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