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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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