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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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