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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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