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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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