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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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