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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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