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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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