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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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