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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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