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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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