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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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