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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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