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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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