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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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