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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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