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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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