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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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