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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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