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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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