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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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