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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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