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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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