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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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