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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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