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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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