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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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