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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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