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Pet death
My
aunt
Betty
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Pebbles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a warthog 🐗
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a hyena 🐺
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Dan
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