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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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