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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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