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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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