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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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