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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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