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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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