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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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