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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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