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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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