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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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