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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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