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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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