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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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