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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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