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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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