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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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