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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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