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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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