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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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