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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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